Evolution Created God

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Who created what now?

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If it all started with Adam and Eve
Then, who fucked their kids?

My forehead is so wet
And not because of sweat
Jesus came inside of me
Sin all ways with no regret

No! Fuck the church!
Save your money and buy our merch
Cash! Or venmo please
Way better than being on your knees

Don’t you dare complain when the priest brings the pain
Just go on livin’ and they say you’ll be forgiven

Because evolution created god
Evolution created god

Verse of silence for quiet reflection

Religion does more harm than good
So go and suck each other’s wood
Books of lies glued to your eyes
I worship only between the thighs

No! Fuck the church!
Save your money and buy our merch
Cash! Or venmo please
Way better than being on your knees

Don’t you dare complain when the priests bring the pain
Just go on livin’ and they say you’ll be forgiven

Because evolution created god
Evolution created god

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from honeybunches of DEATH, released January 6, 2023

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